J.J. Feild

Liam Adams

Leo Gregory

Charlie Braithwaite

Kuno Becker

Santiago Munez

Kasia Smutniak

Sophia Tardelli

Nick Moran

Nick Ashworth

Christopher Fairbank

Foghorn

Mike Elliot

Gordon

Craig Heaney

Phil

Tamer Hassan

Ronnie

Ori Pfeffer

Mad Film Director

John Salthouse

Newcastle Manager

Gary Lewis

Mal Braithwaite

Tereza Srbová

Katja

Margo Stilley

Tamzin Adams

Erin Lister

Ani-Frid

Jakki Degg

Cute Masseuse

Anna Maria Everett

Old Masseuse

Tia Thomas

Production assistant

Paul Humpoletz

LADA Taxi Driver

Daniel Cowley

Paramedic

John Motson

Self

Russell De Rozario

Bucharest Boiler

Andrew Shue

(uncredited)